If I see one more customer who weighs 500+ pounds and is wearing a spaghetti strap tank top ...... with NO BRA..... I may have to make a "No bra, no service" sign. We don't like the boobies on the counter, missy.
I get that it's 100+ degrees outside with 90 something percent humidity. It's hot. I get it. But the world doesn't want to see the lady-bits. Never mind that the lady-bits might be touching the knees. This happens so often that we now have a code of "Miss America in the building." This is the code for don't look up and keep your head down working.
Maybe instead of a health fair/blood pressure/ cholesterol screening day, we should have a "Find Your Bra Size!" day. I think it'd be a good contribution to the betterment of society. Thank you and have a good day.
12 hours ago
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Miss America in the building?? I die...
In college I worked at Victoria's Secret for a while.. it was crazy sauce to see what bra sizes women thought that they were... I definitely think EVERY woman should get fitted - you learn a lot! Do it for the boobies!
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